Two-letter abbreviations: TWO exceptions TOO many. Period.

cartoon images of G.I. Joe

That’s “G-period-I-period” to you, pal.

According to the AP Stylebook, one should use capital letters and periods in most two-letter abbreviations.

For example:  the U.N., the U.K., B.A., and B.C. …

“AP, a trademark, is an exception.”

Ok, I can accept that. It’s AP’s stylebook, so it can choose to be exceptional.

But then it adds there are no periods in GI and EU.

Why?  What are they thinking?

Why is it “the U.N.” and yet “the EU”?  What makes the United Nations different from the European Union when it comes to punctuation?

United … Union … Nations … Nations of Europe. Nope, I don’t see it.

Why does AP single out the abbreviation “GI” — usually understood to mean “Government Issue,” but specifically relating to the U.S. Armed Forces.

According to Merriam-Webster, “GI” originally meant “galvanized iron.” It was used as an abbreviation in U.S. military supply lists to describe such things as garbage cans. During World War II, “G.I. Joe” became the general nickname for all American soldiers, no matter what branch of the Army or Army Air Forces they were in.

Wait a minute: That’s “G.I. Joe.”

That trademark uses two periods.

But the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs drops the periods, AP-Style-like, in offering the educational grants to veterans covered under what’s known as the “GI Bill.”

So, when considering two-letter abbreviations, I need to keep in mind:

The AP correspondent covering the EU military beat sold his G.I. Joe doll* collection when the GI Bill didn’t cover all his university expenses.

[Does AP distinguish between “dolls” and “figurines”?  Is it sexist to insist that only girls play with dolls, and boys play with figurines?]

— Nadine Siak


Hell’s bells! It’s Hades’ bells! (part 2)

My research suggests there’s enough confusion within each stylebook (APA, MLA, etc.), let alone between the stylebooks, to drive one mad. Maybe it’s just me, but I’d prefer to be driven mad by something more tragic than a misplaced apostrophe. So the only thing to do, I say, is to swear allegiance to one True Religion (stylebook) and dismiss others as apostates, infidels and/or sadly mistaken souls merrily writing their way to Hell.

I have chosen to enter the Church of the Associated Press.

This only clears up half of the confusion for me, however. As I noted, things can get complicated even within one particular stylebook. I’ll try to come down from the mountain, like Moses, with The Ten Commandments (concerning Apostrophe S).

1. Thou shall simply relax when the proper or common noun does not end in the letter s. In these cases, you simply use the Apostrophe S.

to Rabbi Goldman’s relief; to the rabbi’s relief

2.  Thou shall use only an apostrophe with a proper noun that ends with an s. 

Moses’ life story, Jesus’ good works

3. Thou shall keep an eye out for St. James, because St. James’s Palace is the exception to the First Commandment.

4.  Thou shall use only an apostrophe with a common noun that ends in the letter s and is plural.  

the churches’ holiday celebrations, the babies’ baptismal clothes, the boys’ basketball

5.  Thou shall use only an apostrophe with a common noun that ends in the letter s that looks plural but is singular in meaning. 

mathematics’ rules, measles’ impact

6.  Thou shall use only an apostrophe with a proper noun that is plural in form but is the formal names of a single entity.

The United States’ wealth, General Motors’ profits

7. Thou shall double-check what follows a singular common noun that ends with an s to see if the next word begins with an s. Only use an apostrophe if the next word begins with an s.

the hostess’s invitation, the hostess’ seat; the witness’s answer, the witness’ story

8. Thou shall not add an apostrophe to a word ending in s when it is used primarily in a descriptive sense — do not confuse possession with description.

citizens band radio (a band radio for citizens); a teachers college (a college for teachers); a writers group (a group for writers)

9. Thou shall ignore the Eighth Commandment and follow a particular organization’s practice when it comes to a descriptive word in their names. Some choose to follow the True Religion, but some choose to go their own way. For example:  Diners Club, National Governors Association … but Actors’ Equity, Ladies’ Home Journal

10. Thou shall ignore the Eighth Commandment and use an apostrophe to a word ending in s when it used in a descriptive sense in certain phrases.

a day’s pay; two weeks’ vacation; three days’ work

Thou shall follow the Golden Rules.

Just as most of the Judeo-Christian Ten Commandments can pretty much be boiled down to the Golden Rule (“Do Unto Others”), so can most of the AP Stylebook’s on Apostrophe S:

1. Do use Apostrophe S to show possession for a noun ending with any letter but s.

2. Do not use Apostrophe S to show possession for a noun ending with the letter s except when a singular common noun ending with the letter s is followed by word starting with a different letter.

And I’ll end it right there for Catastrophe … er, I mean, Apostrophe S.

— Nadine Siak

Do cops eat doughnuts, or donuts?

As I considered what sort of photo I ought to place at the top of my spanking-new blog, an image of a policeman eating a doughnut popped into my head.

Then my Undercover Copy Editor side piped up.

“Wait a second,” the small voice said. “Is that thing a doughnut, or a donut?”

When I checked my AP Stylebook smartphone app, I was pleased to see there was actually a “doughnut” entry. It even had a star next to it. The entry itself, however, was not stellar. It was disappointingly brief — no mention of the possibility my imaginary policeman might want to dunk his “donut” into a cup of coffee.

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary (online at least) notes:

Variants of DOUGHNUT
dough·nut also do·nut

The online Oxford Dictionary also slips in a parenthetical: (also donut).

Many dictionaries note that “donut” is an American (vs. British) English variant spelling for “doughnut,” but surprisingly enough … they have “donuts” in England, too.  You just wouldn’t want to eat them.
An idiot. A mild insult often used in the work places of southern England
-nuts, -nutting, -nutted3. (transitive) (informal) (of Members of Parliament) to surround (a speaker) during the televising of Parliament to give the impression that the chamber is crowded or the speaker is well supported

— Nadine Siak